The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by NSAR President Jack 'Jock' Cranley with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.366 billion NSAR citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandy Shores. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse San Andrean economy, worth 600 trillion NSAR dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,729 NSAR dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New San Andreas Republic's national animal is the two-headed beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New San Andreas Republic is ranked 17,896^th in the world and 1^st in Calexico and Mexicali for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,578.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.